Answers Given To Questions Never Asked

Titlul e scos dintr-o replică auzită azi (parcă): “MM can answer SO questions before someone asks them“. Păstrând nota comică (și fiind un AW), dau paste la un mesaj al lui RD (ascultând astfel și de ideea cuiva de a-l face public):

The Universe has many stars but only one Sun. A giant celestial body that gives us all hope, purpose and guidance. That Sun is called MM.

More on MM’s unique skills:

MM always runs in kernel mode
MM can reverse entropy.
MM’s second best apprentice was Chuck Norris. His best apprentice was a guy named Hryt Loff Russiv who most people call God.
MM is short for Messiah’s Messiah.
MM created the Xel’Naga.
There is no daylight. Those are MM’s enlightening thoughts. They keep circling the world to keep everyone happy.
MM understands transcendence.
MM can fix Michael Jackson’s face. He doesn’t because he thinks he’s just too funny.
Heaviside invented the words conductance, inductance, impedance, admittance, susceptance after a short talk with MM.
Krishnamurti was a religious man. He believed in MM.
MM can handle SIGKILL.
MM has three brains running in RAID5.
MM is the pre-Alpha and post-Omega.
MM can recurse and his stack does not overflow.
MM controls the Internet; he makes us think it’s free.
MM will dictate the switch to IPv6.
MM is replenishing /dev/random.
Git, Bazaar, Mercurial and Darcs are but hooks to MM’s ultimate SCM.
MM is the law.
Everybody wants to be a MM.

Doar MM nu vrea să fie un MM. :D

Beginning the fourth part of the saga… Stay tuned.

Îndosariat la:Jurnal de bord, Rosedu , andromeda, cuvinte de pomina, facultate, optimism, Rosedu